Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food