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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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(314): Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen? http://tfl.nu/sbh1

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(214): View more from Texas

Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.

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(214): Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry. http://tfl.nu/h3dm

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(734): View more from Michigan

So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear. (810): You're 20. (734): IT'S BUILD A BEAR! http://tfl.nu/k2jt

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

(339): View more from Massachusetts

No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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(508): Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor. (339): No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though. http://tfl.nu/0uyr

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...

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(610): I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library... http://tfl.nu/atq4

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(703): View more from Virginia

The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.

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(703): The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe. http://tfl.nu/6izf

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny

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(580): She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny http://tfl.nu/sg6f

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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(712): Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer http://tfl.nu/7yso

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(514): View more from Quebec

Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.

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(514): Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife. http://tfl.nu/v3gi

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.

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you didn't get her number why?

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(724): So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends. (1-724): you didn't get her number why? http://tfl.nu/gt6x

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(408): View more from California

He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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(408): He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina http://tfl.nu/ro7i

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(850): View more from Florida

He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(850): He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life http://tfl.nu/ihqi

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(406): View more from Montana

I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote

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(406): I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote http://tfl.nu/6a7z

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(785): View more from Kansas

Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.

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I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.

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(785): Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock. (785): I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice. http://tfl.nu/kw5d

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(775): View more from Nevada

When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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(775): When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home http://tfl.nu/5cvq

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