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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."

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• (858): View more from California

  you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway

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• (631): View more from New York

  I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food

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