meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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