We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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