I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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