we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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