The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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