I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
