Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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