he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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