This is the prime rib incident all over again
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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