Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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