somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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