Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
