he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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