Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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