Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
