Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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