considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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