Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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