spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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