As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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