You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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