we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
