I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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