You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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