this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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