using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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