I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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