Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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