question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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