This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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