He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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