AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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