what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Its about making memories worth repressing
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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