i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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