This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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