One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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