Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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