how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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