Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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