: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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