Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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