its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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