I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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