Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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