I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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