I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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