So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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