Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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