reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I just want to make out with him forever
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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