what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
grandma shit on top of the toilet
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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