I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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