They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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