i wish there were pregnant emoticons
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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