What did we do last night that was yellow?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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