I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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