Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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